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WTF: Nicole Scherzinger

I be excited that it is my duty to remind us all that we recently deep-read Nicole Scherzinger is going to raise her West End debut as Grizabella in Cats and I NEED united of you to go see her and record back. I guess she was a Pussycat Doll, and has impaired many a catsuit in her time, in the way that Cats is technically in her wheelhouse. If dresses is any indication, she may too be in training to star in HOLA LOVERS! J Lo: The Musical:

Which, frankly, I would also go see. Can’t you candid picture the amazing, show-stopping Act One conclusion, where she and Ben Affleck for good break up, mere days before their nuptial rites? I imagine it being just like “One Day More,” exclude with 1000% more spray tan, strippers, and Juicy sweatsuits, and with the addition of a somber Matt Damon marked traits (played by Ed Sheeran) telling Ben that he has to persuade a grip, as a Bentley gently drifts from one side of to the other stage. It will be amazing.

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